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Hell for Beginners

by Test Prints

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1.
End Well 02:48
It is time to move along And enjoy my yesterdays I am simply uninvited Guest who overstayed It’s not gonna end well It was never meant this way No more fear of missing out ‘cause there’s really nothing left What a dreadful waste of time It’s good it’s coming to an end
2.
Provoking 01:09
Selling ads, waiting for the sign Kissing the mirror, killing with scissors Waiting for star, waiting all night Smoking all day, easiest decay Sneering, scoffing, chaffing, mocking Nice people are so provoking Cigarette burns marks on your skin When you grow up, you will see
3.
Wrong 02:01
I know that you are wrong But it won’t change nothing I will keep it on Never map out an intense runaway Slip away and change your yesterday I’ve been long in the shade Watching passing time, feeling cast away You know that I am wrong But it won’t change nothing You will keep it on
4.
X&Y 00:58
I guess it’s kind of both The X and the Y I know the range I’m in I’m not sure about the sign From the very start They’ve been here to stay The sense of impending doom And the need to fail
5.
Ghost/Shadow 02:21
Ghost shadow You are a sleep tattoo Listening to the Death in June Pills for dinner The air is a sleeping gas From all the girls You are the last Saddest name Is already taken You will never Be mistaken
6.
Bad News 01:44
Bad news, bad news It is still not today All we know is it’s been moved But we don’t know yet the date Bad news, bad news We’re not going anywhere There’s been some miscalculation We might need to change the plans
7.
So that’s how it’s gonna be All the heat will cease to flow Final state of standstill Humble end to it all And I hope it will be sometime soon Finally something to wait for There’s no point to it all There’s no reasons to carry on There’s no point to it all We’re all gonna die alone But if this one turns out wrong I’ll enjoy anyway The Big Rip or the Big Freeze
8.
Go Home 01:24
The old man’s gone and we are alone In this stupid house We can do what we want But I don’t want to do anything with you Go home You’re a neurotic stupid gnome Leave me alone Your voice is annoying, Your face makes me cry And I can’t stand it Even if I tried, tried so hard.
9.
Gene Pool 01:31
I blame everyone I know For all that’s gone so wrong I don’t know if I still care I have never felt so bored Now it’s two of them today And I think I really know It is them who should survive And most likely there is no Place for me in the gene pool
10.
Ape Song 02:35
Feeding monkeys seemed to be a perfect start And too bad, feeding apes was not allowed Otherwise anything could have happened next Doesn’t matter - it was never gonna work. Not long after one of the chimpanzees drowned It was really an ironic follow-up I was sad that it all came to an end Doesn’t matter - it was smart to stay away I believed we could be more than that As expected, I did do my best to fail
11.
Go away, Jesus We’re so tired of your tricks Go away, Jesus We’ve had enough of your shit Don’t try to heal or resurrect Sell your magic someplace else Go away, Jesus We don’t wanna be saved Dont’ make us beg Just keep being dead Don’t take the wheel And just go away Go away, Jesus We’ve already seen this all “For my final trick I need A volunteer and a cross”
12.
It seems you have been wrong right from the start There is no other way to cut down this absurd There are no reasons for but quite a lot against Like whatever we do is out of fear of death And if we are to lose We’re gonna lose together And if I’m to go down I’ll drag you down with me Slippery slope - we’re closer everyday We couldn’t be more wrong ‘cause nothing can make sense And if I need a meaning, I need to pick my own It’s just a waste of time ‘cause every choice is wrong.

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Recorded in September 2014 by Łukasz Ciszak.
Mixed and mastered by Haldor Grunberg/Satanic Audio

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released March 8, 2015

Joanna Jurczak: voice, bass
Łukasz Ciszak: voice, guitar
Maciek Misiewicz: drums

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Test Prints Warsaw, Poland

Joanna Jurczak: vocals, bass
Łukasz Ciszak: vocals, guitar
Maciek Misiewicz: drums

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